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[SEP23] Seven years ago, when I was still a photographer, all I did was eat, shoot and sleep.

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Violent crime dropped to an all-time low as soon as the implants took hold in our brains.

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“You are running low on KY jelly, condoms, The Pill, and Plan B.”

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“This is not a place of honour…” read the sign in front of Miguel.

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We were surprised when Joe, a lifelong vegan, invited us over for some barbecue.

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The domestic violence shelter where I work always ask potential residents to bring their husbands’ guns with them when they come.

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For sale: baby boy shoes; never worn.

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“I wish that all the bad people would disappear!”

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“Griselda,” said the boss to the corporate downsizer, “ever since you joined us, we’ve had no lawsuits and no applications for unemployment insurance, so we’d like you to stay on as a permanent employee in our HR department.”

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Everyone knows that boarding schools can range from magical to crap.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SEP23] Seven years ago, when I was still a photographer, all I did was eat, shoot and sleep.	1
Violent crime dropped to an all-time low as soon as the implants took hold in our brains.	1
“You are running low on KY jelly, condoms, The Pill, and Plan B.”	1
“This is not a place of honour…” read the sign in front of Miguel.	1
We were surprised when Joe, a lifelong vegan, invited us over for some barbecue.	1
The domestic violence shelter where I work always ask potential residents to bring their husbands’ guns with them when they come.	0
For sale: baby boy shoes; never worn.	0
“I wish that all the bad people would disappear!”	0
“Griselda,” said the boss to the corporate downsizer, “ever since you joined us, we’ve had no lawsuits and no applications for unemployment insurance, so we’d like you to stay on as a permanent employee in our HR department.”	0
Everyone knows that boarding schools can range from magical to crap.	0