/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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While I recovered in the hospital, my wife FaceTimed me from her cousin’s house. NSFW

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I don’t want to eat my mom.

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“Please, mom, can we stay for five more minutes?” asked my daughter.

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Kelsey and Betty always swapped "your mom" jokes every day since they first met in kindergarten.

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When he found out that his wife cheated, he was devastated.

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Girls ghost me every time I tell them that MMF threesomes are a must.

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When I heard my bully’s voice on the other end of the suicide hotline, I immediately hung up…

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I graduated high school as quickly as I could to get away from my bullies and I got into a top-rated nursing college.

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My then-boss and then-coworkers told me that they were going to "kill off some brain cells with their cancer sticks".

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“Another Pokémon caught!” thought the young woman as she stuffed her Nintendo DS into her backpack.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While I recovered in the hospital, my wife FaceTimed me from her cousin’s house. NSFW	506
I don’t want to eat my mom.	443
“Please, mom, can we stay for five more minutes?” asked my daughter.	337
Kelsey and Betty always swapped "your mom" jokes every day since they first met in kindergarten.	302
When he found out that his wife cheated, he was devastated.	295
Girls ghost me every time I tell them that MMF threesomes are a must.	243
When I heard my bully’s voice on the other end of the suicide hotline, I immediately hung up…	239
I graduated high school as quickly as I could to get away from my bullies and I got into a top-rated nursing college.	189
My then-boss and then-coworkers told me that they were going to "kill off some brain cells with their cancer sticks".	181
“Another Pokémon caught!” thought the young woman as she stuffed her Nintendo DS into her backpack.	169