/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I thought that getting fat would protect me from sexual assault.

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I'm so happy that my favourite sub is back!

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No matter how many good things people say about me, there’s just one thing on my mind.

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When the nurses moved me to a different room, I was happy that I didn’t have to share the bathroom with my new roommate.

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Officer Edward Mullen always dreaded the part of his job where he had to tell the parents that their children died.

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“I, who am of sound mind and body, acknowledge that I have four children whose names are Melanie, David, Chelsea and Mark.”

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“Such bright kids,” sighed the man to his friend as they watched the neighbours’ children cry while movers hauled furniture to the U-Haul.

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When Jenny was young, she faked everything, including cancer, just to get attention.

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I just discovered one more thing that my seven-year-old son and I have in common.

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As much as Mac wants to die, he will never pull the trigger.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought that getting fat would protect me from sexual assault.	99
I'm so happy that my favourite sub is back!	96
No matter how many good things people say about me, there’s just one thing on my mind.	87
When the nurses moved me to a different room, I was happy that I didn’t have to share the bathroom with my new roommate.	81
Officer Edward Mullen always dreaded the part of his job where he had to tell the parents that their children died.	73
“I, who am of sound mind and body, acknowledge that I have four children whose names are Melanie, David, Chelsea and Mark.”	64
“Such bright kids,” sighed the man to his friend as they watched the neighbours’ children cry while movers hauled furniture to the U-Haul.	59
When Jenny was young, she faked everything, including cancer, just to get attention.	58
I just discovered one more thing that my seven-year-old son and I have in common.	56
As much as Mac wants to die, he will never pull the trigger.	54