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Jack climbed the beanstalk but he never returned.

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[JUL21] “Everyone to the underground barracks, again.” I sighed, packing our 72-hour emergency kits and heading downstairs.

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After my wife asked me why I’m wearing bright orange to go hunting instead of my usual green camouflage, I told her that deer are red-green colourblind.

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The domestic violence shelter where I work always asks potential residents to bring their husbands’ guns with them when they come.

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Unlike others, who ignore the homeless, I talk to them, feed them and take them to my mansion.

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I swear, April has always been the weirdest month of the year.

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My wife and I were disappointed when our surrogate delivered yet another girl.

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[OCT21] It's so easy to lose your kids at the carnival.

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Dennis always preferred to fly rather than take the company teleporter to work-related events.

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The surgery went well, so the surgeon and I scheduled a follow up appointment.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jack climbed the beanstalk but he never returned.	52	TwoSentenceComedy
[JUL21] “Everyone to the underground barracks, again.” I sighed, packing our 72-hour emergency kits and heading downstairs.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
After my wife asked me why I’m wearing bright orange to go hunting instead of my usual green camouflage, I told her that deer are red-green colourblind.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
The domestic violence shelter where I work always asks potential residents to bring their husbands’ guns with them when they come.	50	TwoSentenceSadness
Unlike others, who ignore the homeless, I talk to them, feed them and take them to my mansion.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
I swear, April has always been the weirdest month of the year.	50	TwoSentenceComedy
My wife and I were disappointed when our surrogate delivered yet another girl.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT21] It's so easy to lose your kids at the carnival.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
Dennis always preferred to fly rather than take the company teleporter to work-related events.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
The surgery went well, so the surgeon and I scheduled a follow up appointment.	49	TwoSentenceHorror