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Every year, my colleagues and I talk about quitting and every year, the talk dies down and we go back to working at our terrible jobs.

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Growing up, we learned that drinking and driving was dangerous and can lead to death.

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My daughter won the pageant by losing 140 pounds!

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As expected, the suicide rate skyrocketed when the video of the afterlife was leaked to the public.

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The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.

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"Hey, Siri, call my Daddy!" I spoke into my iPhone.

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“Silence!” yelled Satan after I asked him why I couldn’t torture kittens like that guy we just saw.

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After seven hours of sweeping, mopping, dusting, and polishing, the house is now clean and I can finally relax.

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[JUL21] I found the broken bodies of cats and dogs strewn around the neighbourhood.

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I put AirTags on every item of mine because I keep losing them.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every year, my colleagues and I talk about quitting and every year, the talk dies down and we go back to working at our terrible jobs.	24	TwoSentenceSadness
Growing up, we learned that drinking and driving was dangerous and can lead to death.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
My daughter won the pageant by losing 140 pounds!	24	TwoSentenceHorror
As expected, the suicide rate skyrocketed when the video of the afterlife was leaked to the public.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
The team owners arranged a poker game where the loser has to give their team an embarrassing name.	24	TwoSentenceComedy
"Hey, Siri, call my Daddy!" I spoke into my iPhone.	24	TwoSentenceComedy
“Silence!” yelled Satan after I asked him why I couldn’t torture kittens like that guy we just saw.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
After seven hours of sweeping, mopping, dusting, and polishing, the house is now clean and I can finally relax.	23	TwoSentenceComedy
[JUL21] I found the broken bodies of cats and dogs strewn around the neighbourhood.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I put AirTags on every item of mine because I keep losing them.	23	TwoSentenceHorror