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[OCT2020] Funerals are great in this funeral home because we don't deal with dead people or animals.

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My colleague Fred Shoulderman has a Master's degree in The School of Hard Knocks.

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[DEC23] After the fun we had with Doug’s garden hose, we thought we’d have double the fun playing with the fire hose in Claire’s condo.

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[SEP21] My father is a great teacher.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to greet all the relatives that you’ve never met before...

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[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be president of a struggling company!" the president complained to his VP.

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"I'm sorry, but I consulted with the board of directors and we have to let you go," said the boss.

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“You may forget, but rest assured, I have a very long memory span,” growled the woman after she got into an altercation with one of our clerks.

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I called the police on my neighbours who had yet another loud party during quiet hours.

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"Please don't take my son away from me!" the mother pleaded.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT2020] Funerals are great in this funeral home because we don't deal with dead people or animals.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
My colleague Fred Shoulderman has a Master's degree in The School of Hard Knocks.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
[DEC23] After the fun we had with Doug’s garden hose, we thought we’d have double the fun playing with the fire hose in Claire’s condo.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP21] My father is a great teacher.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to greet all the relatives that you’ve never met before...	4	TwoSentenceComedy
[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be president of a struggling company!" the president complained to his VP.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm sorry, but I consulted with the board of directors and we have to let you go," said the boss.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
“You may forget, but rest assured, I have a very long memory span,” growled the woman after she got into an altercation with one of our clerks.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I called the police on my neighbours who had yet another loud party during quiet hours.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
"Please don't take my son away from me!" the mother pleaded.	3	TwoSentenceHorror