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We were surprised when Joe, a lifelong vegan, invited us over for some barbecue.

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People usually don't believe me when I say that I'm severely lactose intolerant.

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We thought that our son ain’t right, so we sent him to conversion therapy.

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There are two types of funerals where I live: the somber funerals and the sitcom funerals where everyone yells, screams, and fights over the decedent’s stuff.

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I coughed up coffee grinds and freaked out.

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As a Brit, I tell my friends all the time that I won a few pounds.

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“This is not a place of honour…” read the sign in front of Miguel.

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“You are running low on KY jelly, condoms, The Pill, and Plan B.”

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Violent crime dropped to an all-time low as soon as the implants took hold in our brains.

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[SEP23] Seven years ago, when I was still a photographer, all I did was eat, shoot and sleep.

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