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In agonizing withdrawal, I was begging my dealer to accept my promise to pay later.

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"We have your family at gunpoint and will kill them if you don't send bank information within 30 minutes"

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The Supreme Court just ruled that a person has the right to run any code on their personal computers.

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I'm off to work, dear, your breakfast is on the stove.

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Our studies find that humans find glitches and positional distortions in their artistic creations (for instance, "video" games) to be entertaining.

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Okay, you can hold a funeral..

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This brain surgery will permanently destroy your senses of smell and taste.

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I was going into the OR for a hemispherectomy, a surgery to separate the brain hemisphere causing my epilepsy from the rest of the nervous system.

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After I couldn't raise enough for my sister's cancer treatment, I tried to kill myself and leave all I had to her in the will.

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What is more likely, that all of the super-successful hominid branch of intelligent tool-using persistence predators died except one?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In agonizing withdrawal, I was begging my dealer to accept my promise to pay later.	63
"We have your family at gunpoint and will kill them if you don't send bank information within 30 minutes"	31
The Supreme Court just ruled that a person has the right to run any code on their personal computers.	23
I'm off to work, dear, your breakfast is on the stove.	20
Our studies find that humans find glitches and positional distortions in their artistic creations (for instance, "video" games) to be entertaining.	15
Okay, you can hold a funeral..	15
This brain surgery will permanently destroy your senses of smell and taste.	15
I was going into the OR for a hemispherectomy, a surgery to separate the brain hemisphere causing my epilepsy from the rest of the nervous system.	15
After I couldn't raise enough for my sister's cancer treatment, I tried to kill myself and leave all I had to her in the will.	13
What is more likely, that all of the super-successful hominid branch of intelligent tool-using persistence predators died except one?	12