/u/creamcheese742's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The light from three candles on the cake lit up my darling girl's face in the darkness.

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I waited 5 minutes while staring at the video baby monitor after she coughed before turning from the screen.

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My dishwasher broke so I had to do my dishes myself tonight.

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I put in my headphones and clicked the play button on the hearing repair app and I'll be damned if it didn't work.

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I had a dream there was hair stuck in my teeth.

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My 3 year old woke me up by whispering, "I like your skin."

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Christmas is my favorite time of year.

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The pet store owner let me know parrots live very long lives and people include who will inherit them in their wills.

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I was so proud of my polite kiddo asking if it was okay to come inside.

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I try to be nice and spot people bench pressing at the gym when we're the only ones.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The light from three candles on the cake lit up my darling girl's face in the darkness.	33
I waited 5 minutes while staring at the video baby monitor after she coughed before turning from the screen.	30
My dishwasher broke so I had to do my dishes myself tonight.	26
I put in my headphones and clicked the play button on the hearing repair app and I'll be damned if it didn't work.	24
I had a dream there was hair stuck in my teeth.	23
My 3 year old woke me up by whispering, "I like your skin."	18
Christmas is my favorite time of year.	17
The pet store owner let me know parrots live very long lives and people include who will inherit them in their wills.	16
I was so proud of my polite kiddo asking if it was okay to come inside.	14
I try to be nice and spot people bench pressing at the gym when we're the only ones.	14