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Our son hasn't been welcome in the house ever since he came out to us.

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This morning the devil was out on my front lawn in the guise of a small kitten.

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As I stood back to marvel at the zoo mural I painted in my sons bedroom I couldn’t help but wonder...

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Something cut my finger as I was cleaning out my belly button.

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A puff of dust flew off the defunct barber chair as he fell into it.

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I turn around to confirm that I am indeed all alone.

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For the split second I was conscious after hitting the ground I could feel every bone in my body shatter.

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I'm in the finishing stages of my latest cook book.

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Sometimes at the end of the day, when the water is still and the heat of the day is gone, I like to go to end of the dock and stick my toes in the water, laughing as the little fish come and nibble at them.

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After making painstaking measurements I returned from the hardware store with everything I needed for the job.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Our son hasn't been welcome in the house ever since he came out to us.	9
This morning the devil was out on my front lawn in the guise of a small kitten.	8
As I stood back to marvel at the zoo mural I painted in my sons bedroom I couldn’t help but wonder...	8
Something cut my finger as I was cleaning out my belly button.	6
A puff of dust flew off the defunct barber chair as he fell into it.	6
I turn around to confirm that I am indeed all alone.	6
For the split second I was conscious after hitting the ground I could feel every bone in my body shatter.	6
I'm in the finishing stages of my latest cook book.	3
Sometimes at the end of the day, when the water is still and the heat of the day is gone, I like to go to end of the dock and stick my toes in the water, laughing as the little fish come and nibble at them.	3
After making painstaking measurements I returned from the hardware store with everything I needed for the job.	2