/u/dalonley1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When my new girlfriend suddenly quizzed me about my weight, I panicked and told her that I was 50lbs lighter.
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I was too scared to fall asleep until my husband crawled into bed behind me and kissed the back of my neck.
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Everyone told mom not to keep taking that old stereo with her while she bathed or it would be the end of her.
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After the car accident I spent months coaxing him, but I still couldn't convince my son to speak to the doctors.
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“I want my whole family to live together again, for good this time” I declared before the genie granted my final wish.
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After pulling the shortest straw, he knew he would have to be the one to end their suffering so starting with the children he shot them all one by one.
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