/u/dalonley1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My visually impaired neighbour used to reverse his truck onto the road where my kids played at full speed, so I had to do something about it.

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I was sick of being stuck at home trying to teach those little bastards every day, so I took them to school to get a break.

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After watching Eraserhead, I became obsessed with finding a way to recreate that baby.

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You said the dog you sold me eats any organic food, but I offered like five different brands and he wouldn't even look at it.

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I tried searching for the woman that I used see wondering around the abandoned church at night, but she was always gone by time I got there.

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In the last year 3 out of 5 of my children have died a slow and painful death and my wife believes it’s the work of the devil.

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After promising my possessive ex that I wasn't looking for someone new, I'm going on a date with a girl that started messaging me on Facebook.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My visually impaired neighbour used to reverse his truck onto the road where my kids played at full speed, so I had to do something about it.	1
I was sick of being stuck at home trying to teach those little bastards every day, so I took them to school to get a break.	1
After watching Eraserhead, I became obsessed with finding a way to recreate that baby.	1
You said the dog you sold me eats any organic food, but I offered like five different brands and he wouldn't even look at it.	1
I tried searching for the woman that I used see wondering around the abandoned church at night, but she was always gone by time I got there.	1
In the last year 3 out of 5 of my children have died a slow and painful death and my wife believes it’s the work of the devil.	1
After promising my possessive ex that I wasn't looking for someone new, I'm going on a date with a girl that started messaging me on Facebook.	1