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When my right hook landed on his chin, he wobbled, then fell out of the ring and knocked his wife out in the process.

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I thought I had a kidney stone when I kept waking up in the middle of the night with a pain in my kidney, so drank a gallon of water to flush it out.

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For valentine's day I suggested my boyfriend should go out and get drunk with his friends and I made sure he had his favourite dinner waiting for him the next morning, spaghetti and meatballs.

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"Quick, the woman is coming!" my mom shouted every time I misbehaved, knowing that I would come running to the safety of her arms.

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When I was young my parents locked me in my room every night and said if I told anyone I'd never see them again.

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I was devastated to find out that my wife had passed away peacefully in her sleep last night surrounded by family.

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I'm a serial killer and murder between 2 and 5 people a month without fear of ever being caught.

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I killed him, but even in death there was no escaping the man who spent his whole life torturing me.

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After dragging themselves through the narrow passage on their backs, they saw their first glimpse of daylight since the cave-in and celebrate.

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I made my own suntan lotion using natural ingredients that I found around my garden for my family because they refused to use anything that wasn’t organic.

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When my right hook landed on his chin, he wobbled, then fell out of the ring and knocked his wife out in the process.	2
I thought I had a kidney stone when I kept waking up in the middle of the night with a pain in my kidney, so drank a gallon of water to flush it out.	2
For valentine's day I suggested my boyfriend should go out and get drunk with his friends and I made sure he had his favourite dinner waiting for him the next morning, spaghetti and meatballs.	2
"Quick, the woman is coming!" my mom shouted every time I misbehaved, knowing that I would come running to the safety of her arms.	2
When I was young my parents locked me in my room every night and said if I told anyone I'd never see them again.	2
I was devastated to find out that my wife had passed away peacefully in her sleep last night surrounded by family.	2
I'm a serial killer and murder between 2 and 5 people a month without fear of ever being caught.	1
I killed him, but even in death there was no escaping the man who spent his whole life torturing me.	1
After dragging themselves through the narrow passage on their backs, they saw their first glimpse of daylight since the cave-in and celebrate.	1
I made my own suntan lotion using natural ingredients that I found around my garden for my family because they refused to use anything that wasn’t organic.	1