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My visually impaired neighbour used to reverse his truck onto the road where my kids played at full speed, so I had to do something about it.

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I was sick of being stuck at home trying to teach those little bastards every day, so I took them to school to get a break.

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After watching Eraserhead, I became obsessed with finding a way to recreate that baby.

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You said the dog you sold me eats any organic food, but I offered like five different brands and he wouldn't even look at it.

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I tried searching for the woman that I used see wondering around the abandoned church at night, but she was always gone by time I got there.

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In the last year 3 out of 5 of my children have died a slow and painful death and my wife believes it’s the work of the devil.

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After promising my possessive ex that I wasn't looking for someone new, I'm going on a date with a girl that started messaging me on Facebook.

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I woke up drenched in sweat last night after dreaming that I dragged my family out of bed and bashed their heads in with a 9 iron.

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I saw some horrific things over the years working as a mortician, but it was nothing compared to finding my mother's dissected body laid out like that.

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I usually remembered everything; birthdays, anniversaries, due dates for bills, but for the life of me I couldn’t figure out why the 7th kept popping into my head.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My visually impaired neighbour used to reverse his truck onto the road where my kids played at full speed, so I had to do something about it.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I was sick of being stuck at home trying to teach those little bastards every day, so I took them to school to get a break.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After watching Eraserhead, I became obsessed with finding a way to recreate that baby.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
You said the dog you sold me eats any organic food, but I offered like five different brands and he wouldn't even look at it.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried searching for the woman that I used see wondering around the abandoned church at night, but she was always gone by time I got there.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
In the last year 3 out of 5 of my children have died a slow and painful death and my wife believes it’s the work of the devil.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After promising my possessive ex that I wasn't looking for someone new, I'm going on a date with a girl that started messaging me on Facebook.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke up drenched in sweat last night after dreaming that I dragged my family out of bed and bashed their heads in with a 9 iron.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I saw some horrific things over the years working as a mortician, but it was nothing compared to finding my mother's dissected body laid out like that.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I usually remembered everything; birthdays, anniversaries, due dates for bills, but for the life of me I couldn’t figure out why the 7th kept popping into my head.	1	TwoSentenceHorror