/u/dalonley1's posts
Confessions: I hijacked Reddit and embedded spyware into the app that I use to watch you at all times.
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My daughter whispered, "I think the monster is going to catch Daddy this time," to my wife while pointing to the doorway behind me.
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I always thought it was my guardian angel visiting me at night, my mom was so proud of me she said it was a gift, but... NSFW
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When I walked home from the gas station because my alcoholic wife over drew my card again I shoved the credit card down her throat.
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My whole life, I thought the phrase "the man will get you" was just something my parents said to keep me away from the basement door.
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"You have a lovely home" the sarcastic bitch said before sniggering to her friend as I handed them their coffee.
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I got some meat from this weird old guy that lives in my town, you wouldn’t believe what I found inside of it. (PART 2)
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I hated being in camp so I told them that I really missed my mommy and asked if she could come and take me home.
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