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The violin, strung with hairs from Samson himself, played songs that brought the strongest men to his knees.
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"Do you always cry during sex?" He asked, pawing awkwardly at her in a ham-fisted attempt of comfort.
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His science fair diorama of the evolution process earned Him a failing grade and laughingstock status with all His classmates.
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The car accident that nearly cost him his life settled for taking his arm up shoulder instead and the phantom itch in the missing limb was driving him insane.
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Taking care of his teeth had never been a priority and when they all fell out overnight, he wasn't surprised.
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He chewed until he felt his teeth splinter in their sockets and with an empty smile he asked to be excused.
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After I started my new paleo diet, I responded to an ad for a secluded forest cookout complete with a massive 6 foot rotisserie spit.
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