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“You won’t be needing a casket for your daughter after all,” the detective said with a grin.

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What is school OT like and how hard is it to acquire/do the job without experience or a peds level II?

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The moment I delivered the infant into the doctor’s arms, I reached for my daughter and pulled her close to my chest.

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“Try going to the cafeteria during lunch,” I advised my son, keeping my voice low so his brothers wouldn’t hear.

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“You will be killed by a stranger with your face,” the old psychic declared.

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“Adults must facilitate the evacuation of minor dependents PRIOR TO self-evacuation,” blared the emergency alert system.

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“Your complimentary 5 minutes are up for this calendar year,” the woman said, before the call disconnected.

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“God, you’re a fucking cow,” I hissed as my pregnant wife waddled to the bathroom.

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“You’re going to need a few more stitches,” the voice said, and my heart sank.

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“The death penalty is not an appropriate sentence for this crime, given your young age.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You won’t be needing a casket for your daughter after all,” the detective said with a grin.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
What is school OT like and how hard is it to acquire/do the job without experience or a peds level II?	2	OccupationalTherapy
The moment I delivered the infant into the doctor’s arms, I reached for my daughter and pulled her close to my chest.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“Try going to the cafeteria during lunch,” I advised my son, keeping my voice low so his brothers wouldn’t hear.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“You will be killed by a stranger with your face,” the old psychic declared.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“Adults must facilitate the evacuation of minor dependents PRIOR TO self-evacuation,” blared the emergency alert system.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“Your complimentary 5 minutes are up for this calendar year,” the woman said, before the call disconnected.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“God, you’re a fucking cow,” I hissed as my pregnant wife waddled to the bathroom.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“You’re going to need a few more stitches,” the voice said, and my heart sank.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“The death penalty is not an appropriate sentence for this crime, given your young age.”	1	TwoSentenceHorror