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I had trouble trying to sleep, so I rolled over to hug my wife from behind.

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"If you wanna get handsome, you'd better find a new face!" she shouted at me in anger.

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The captain died of a heart attack this morning, so I have to substitute him on the afternoon flight.

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It's almost been a week since my son disappeared at Walmart.

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After I shot a man who tried to steal a painting in the museum, I saw a piece named "Murderer."

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I dreamed that I was practicing violin too much that it hurt my arm.

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I thought that watching fireflies hovering above my tent helped me fall asleep last night.

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Just after I wish for a rich guy to be my husband, a gentleman holding a huge bag full of dollar bills approaches me.

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Her hands comfort me every night when I sleep.

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He tells me not to take my eyes off her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had trouble trying to sleep, so I rolled over to hug my wife from behind.	29
"If you wanna get handsome, you'd better find a new face!" she shouted at me in anger.	29
The captain died of a heart attack this morning, so I have to substitute him on the afternoon flight.	27
It's almost been a week since my son disappeared at Walmart.	25
After I shot a man who tried to steal a painting in the museum, I saw a piece named "Murderer."	25
I dreamed that I was practicing violin too much that it hurt my arm.	24
I thought that watching fireflies hovering above my tent helped me fall asleep last night.	23
Just after I wish for a rich guy to be my husband, a gentleman holding a huge bag full of dollar bills approaches me.	22
Her hands comfort me every night when I sleep.	21
He tells me not to take my eyes off her.	19