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Finally, computer manufacturers are realizing a cup holder is a bad idea

34 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As the alarm sounded, I read the sign that said "If alarm sounds, vacate at once, CO2 fire suppression being released"

33 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At first, I thought the specimen that I shrunk had grown back to it's normal size.

30 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The old man hugged his cat for the final time.

29 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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In the darkness of my bedroom, she climbed on top of me and then I pulled down my pajamas NSFW

26 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After the tornado warning was over, I came out of the basement with relief that me and my neighbors still had homes

25 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I used to test the in-app purchase system at a major app developer.

21 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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While helping people into the roller coaster, I asked my coworker what was for lunch.

19 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As we looked upon the wreckage of our ship, we knew we weren't going to get back to Earth.

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I keep making fan art

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Finally, computer manufacturers are realizing a cup holder is a bad idea	34	TwoSentenceComedy
As the alarm sounded, I read the sign that said "If alarm sounds, vacate at once, CO2 fire suppression being released"	33	TwoSentenceHorror
At first, I thought the specimen that I shrunk had grown back to it's normal size.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
The old man hugged his cat for the final time.	29	TwoSentenceSadness
In the darkness of my bedroom, she climbed on top of me and then I pulled down my pajamas NSFW	26	TwoSentenceHorror
After the tornado warning was over, I came out of the basement with relief that me and my neighbors still had homes	25	TwoSentenceSadness
I used to test the in-app purchase system at a major app developer.	21	TwoSentenceSadness
While helping people into the roller coaster, I asked my coworker what was for lunch.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
As we looked upon the wreckage of our ship, we knew we weren't going to get back to Earth.	19	TwoSentenceSadness
I keep making fan art	17	TwoSentenceComedy