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“MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!” The pilot yelled in desperation.

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Did you know that you walk past 11 killers per day?

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I thought that a pimple growing on my face was bad enough.

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Every ran when they heard the sirens.

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Our farm property is perfect!

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The doctor said that the wound wasn’t serious, and there wasn’t any poison.

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I think I finally lost those fighter planes!

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As my traitorous men and citizens gathered around the capitol square, they announced with passion and genuine joy my passing the beginnings of a truly democratic society.

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"Sir, I've lost my mom," said the voice from outside.

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After getting all the dirty secrets on the dictator, we had planned to release them all during his annual celebration with the public.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!” The pilot yelled in desperation.	6
Did you know that you walk past 11 killers per day?	6
I thought that a pimple growing on my face was bad enough.	6
Every ran when they heard the sirens.	4
Our farm property is perfect!	4
The doctor said that the wound wasn’t serious, and there wasn’t any poison.	3
I think I finally lost those fighter planes!	2
As my traitorous men and citizens gathered around the capitol square, they announced with passion and genuine joy my passing the beginnings of a truly democratic society.	1
"Sir, I've lost my mom," said the voice from outside.	1
After getting all the dirty secrets on the dictator, we had planned to release them all during his annual celebration with the public.	1