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The 3000 odd people were very happy to be hidden in the hold of the last of the third ship to leave earth as the other 2 ships had only 6 human couples each and theirs had only wild animals.

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He looked for the last time at those lifeless blue eyes of his wife as he hurried home to feed his cat.

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Honey use the bottle with clear liquid to wash your eyes said the mother to her 4yo child......

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While stuck in the traffic jam for 3 hours on the way to the church , I blew both the speakers in my truck.

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My Foster mom cried uncontrollably as she watched her twins being lowered in the grave.

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Caught in the sudden ragging dust-storm Captain kirk , in between sneezing rapidly , shouted Beam me up Scotty !!!!!

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He remembered the last words of his instructor :- Just hold your hands steady and close your eyes if you get nervous ......

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He entered the time machine to go15years back and enjoy his youth again.

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He had lost total interest in actual sex and couldn't remember the last time he had an erection.

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Sitting on the toilet he reached out with his hand to get the TP .

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The 3000 odd people were very happy to be hidden in the hold of the last of the third ship to leave earth as the other 2 ships had only 6 human couples each and theirs had only wild animals.	11
He looked for the last time at those lifeless blue eyes of his wife as he hurried home to feed his cat.	11
Honey use the bottle with clear liquid to wash your eyes said the mother to her 4yo child......	10
While stuck in the traffic jam for 3 hours on the way to the church , I blew both the speakers in my truck.	9
My Foster mom cried uncontrollably as she watched her twins being lowered in the grave.	8
Caught in the sudden ragging dust-storm Captain kirk , in between sneezing rapidly , shouted Beam me up Scotty !!!!!	7
He remembered the last words of his instructor :- Just hold your hands steady and close your eyes if you get nervous ......	6
He entered the time machine to go15years back and enjoy his youth again.	5
He had lost total interest in actual sex and couldn't remember the last time he had an erection.	3
Sitting on the toilet he reached out with his hand to get the TP .	1