/u/dougmantis's posts
[WP] You are arrested for driving without a license. Just as the cop is about to shut the car door, he freezes up, his eyes glaze over, and opens the door, stating “My apologies. You’re free to go...”
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For all matter in the universe, there is a dark matter equivalent. You meet the dark matter version of yourself.
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[WP] You go up to the pearly gates and God says “hmm... I don’t know... I’m sending you back in just to make sure.” You wake up in the hospital, having miraculously survived.
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[WP] In 2039, the earth was starting to fall out of alignment with the sun, among other orbital problems. The solution? Humans use rockets to speed up the spin of the earth. A day now lasts about 14 hours.
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[WP] Two socially awkward people wants to talk to each other, but they are both too shy. Without realizing, they have a conversation through a series of nods, stares and gestures.
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[WP] All mirrors actually reflect parallel universes, it’s just those universes are exactly the same as ours. One day, this changes.
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[WP] "Ok, that's 6,129 people arrested for trespassing on military property (Area 51)" - "Six thousand? There were only two thousand people in that raid..."
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