/u/eurotrashcc's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It wasn't the car killing me on the highway that bothered me.

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She laughed and said "I know you're always hating on my driving, but did you die"?

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I went a little too heavy with the seasonings for the huge family holiday dinner.

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Granny walked back into the house with dirty hands and a sad face saying, "I just had to bury Princess in the back yard."

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I finally felt fantastic and could see the solutions to the things that had me feeling so depressed and hopeless for so long.

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I found that dating significantly older women reduced the chances of me getting cheated on.

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As the man entered he told the baker, "Boy, do I have the biggest sweetooth!"

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"I'm going to get so much attention in this new car!" he said excitedly as he got in.

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I suddenly felt like a teenager with tons of ideas, inspirations, and things I need to do!

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There is a creature with shiny teeth on my ceiling staring at me; so I close my eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It wasn't the car killing me on the highway that bothered me.	16
She laughed and said "I know you're always hating on my driving, but did you die"?	15
I went a little too heavy with the seasonings for the huge family holiday dinner.	15
Granny walked back into the house with dirty hands and a sad face saying, "I just had to bury Princess in the back yard."	14
I finally felt fantastic and could see the solutions to the things that had me feeling so depressed and hopeless for so long.	13
I found that dating significantly older women reduced the chances of me getting cheated on.	13
As the man entered he told the baker, "Boy, do I have the biggest sweetooth!"	13
"I'm going to get so much attention in this new car!" he said excitedly as he got in.	12
I suddenly felt like a teenager with tons of ideas, inspirations, and things I need to do!	12
There is a creature with shiny teeth on my ceiling staring at me; so I close my eyes.	10