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It's bad when your yard's buried under a giant pile of tumbleweeds.

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I had a horrific nightmare of my right leg being amputated.

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'Your foes shall vanish from your sight, no ill tidings shall reach your ears, and you shall wear a crown til the end of your days!'

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This Halloween, I'm going to shower every kid I see with candy!

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At last, I found the fiend that had cast a wasting plague on my tribe.

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[JUL22] Zeus and the gods placed Tantalus in a pool of water that wouldn't quench his thirst, under a tree of fruit that wouldn't feed his hunger.

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My wife promised to be faithful forever, and she's mine even now.

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'They'll call me any moment now, you bastard!', she shrieked.

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This Halloween, me and my family have decided not to wear any costumes.

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[MAR22] Most of us can only hold their breath for up to 2 minutes

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's bad when your yard's buried under a giant pile of tumbleweeds.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
I had a horrific nightmare of my right leg being amputated.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
'Your foes shall vanish from your sight, no ill tidings shall reach your ears, and you shall wear a crown til the end of your days!'	42	TwoSentenceHorror
This Halloween, I'm going to shower every kid I see with candy!	41	TwoSentenceHorror
At last, I found the fiend that had cast a wasting plague on my tribe.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUL22] Zeus and the gods placed Tantalus in a pool of water that wouldn't quench his thirst, under a tree of fruit that wouldn't feed his hunger.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife promised to be faithful forever, and she's mine even now.	38	TwoSentenceSadness
'They'll call me any moment now, you bastard!', she shrieked.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
This Halloween, me and my family have decided not to wear any costumes.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] Most of us can only hold their breath for up to 2 minutes	33	TwoSentenceHorror