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'Money, money, money,' sang the magic jukebox, raining dollars on the cheering crowd.

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[JUN2023] First I make a sketch, then I paint the subject, and then I burn the painting in a bonfire.

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Bold Theseus entered the heart of the Labyrinth, but found only bones.

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[MAR21] I spring forth from my coffin, ready to feed after a century of sleep.

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'In a flash, Mimus quisquiliae grasps its prey with its large mandibles, and swallows it whole.'

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'Excuse me, how much's this stuffed wolf?', I repeated to the shopkeeper.

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I saw a plane fly overhead into a funny looking cloud.

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[MAY22] I make and sell essential oils, essences of Dahlia, Lily and Violet.

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If you want to go spelunking in caves, the first thing you should do is pack a torch.

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My wife promised to be faithful forever, and she remains mine still.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
'Money, money, money,' sang the magic jukebox, raining dollars on the cheering crowd.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN2023] First I make a sketch, then I paint the subject, and then I burn the painting in a bonfire.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Bold Theseus entered the heart of the Labyrinth, but found only bones.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR21] I spring forth from my coffin, ready to feed after a century of sleep.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
'In a flash, Mimus quisquiliae grasps its prey with its large mandibles, and swallows it whole.'	18	TwoSentenceHorror
'Excuse me, how much's this stuffed wolf?', I repeated to the shopkeeper.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
I saw a plane fly overhead into a funny looking cloud.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY22] I make and sell essential oils, essences of Dahlia, Lily and Violet.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
If you want to go spelunking in caves, the first thing you should do is pack a torch.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife promised to be faithful forever, and she remains mine still.	16	TwoSentenceHorror