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“Sedation has taken effect and the patient is ready for surgery, but there’s always time for a thorough examination.”

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My flip flops made running difficult at best.

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After enjoying a tropical breakfast smoothie, I woke my boyfriend up with a deep kiss and went downstairs to wait for him.

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[MAR23] My parents were very open about the fact I was adopted at birth.

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I’m the genius that invented and perfected time travel.

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I tried to explain to my wife that my family has a curse of infant mortality.

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After coughing a little, my husband excused himself from the table during dinner, but he took so long to return with water that I went to check on him.

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Ever since my wife died of cancer, I vowed to be healthy to be able to be there for our young daughters for as long as possible.

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[MAR23] I’ve had Charley horses all my life so I just massaged my leg and waited it out.

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I wasn’t paying attention while drinking my soda and missed my mouth with the straw.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Sedation has taken effect and the patient is ready for surgery, but there’s always time for a thorough examination.”	17
My flip flops made running difficult at best.	16
After enjoying a tropical breakfast smoothie, I woke my boyfriend up with a deep kiss and went downstairs to wait for him.	15
[MAR23] My parents were very open about the fact I was adopted at birth.	12
I’m the genius that invented and perfected time travel.	11
I tried to explain to my wife that my family has a curse of infant mortality.	9
After coughing a little, my husband excused himself from the table during dinner, but he took so long to return with water that I went to check on him.	8
Ever since my wife died of cancer, I vowed to be healthy to be able to be there for our young daughters for as long as possible.	8
[MAR23] I’ve had Charley horses all my life so I just massaged my leg and waited it out.	8
I wasn’t paying attention while drinking my soda and missed my mouth with the straw.	7