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I’m the genius that invented and perfected time travel.

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I tried to explain to my wife that my family has a curse of infant mortality.

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After coughing a little, my husband excused himself from the table during dinner, but he took so long to return with water that I went to check on him.

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[MAR23] I’ve had Charley horses all my life so I just massaged my leg and waited it out.

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Ever since my wife died of cancer, I vowed to be healthy to be able to be there for our young daughters for as long as possible.

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I wasn’t paying attention while drinking my soda and missed my mouth with the straw.

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“No, I’m not okay.”

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I try to hold my breath as long as I can.

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My boyfriend (26M) and I (31F) are expecting a bundle of joy so I need advice on how to break the news with his conservative parents

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I enjoy studying vernacular patterns, a lot, so for funsies I started cross-checking letters, texts and forum posts for common trends, cadences of tone, that sort of thing.

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