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The best sex I ever had was with a total stranger who never complained about anything I did to her, nor made fun of my "proclivities."

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After too many whiskey sours I allowed my Tinder date to bind my hands and feet to the bedposts of her bed and cover my nude body in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

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I never imagined I would be a widow at such a young age.

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The smoke from the crematorium filled my nose with the putrid smell of burning flesh.

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It wasn't the first time my wife caught me "cheating" on her and if I'm being honest it probably won't be the last.

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I was awakened by the cries and screams of a woman begging for help.

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With everything going on lately, one benefit I've gained is knowing exactly what 6 feet is.

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I knew I had made a mistake when my scalpel cut a little too deep striking the bowel and causing feces to pour out into the abdominal cavity.

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My girlfriend never gave me enough credit for being a gentleman.

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As my husband lay dying I took his face in my hands and gently kissed him one last time.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The best sex I ever had was with a total stranger who never complained about anything I did to her, nor made fun of my "proclivities."	13	TwoSentenceHorror
After too many whiskey sours I allowed my Tinder date to bind my hands and feet to the bedposts of her bed and cover my nude body in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I never imagined I would be a widow at such a young age.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
The smoke from the crematorium filled my nose with the putrid smell of burning flesh.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
It wasn't the first time my wife caught me "cheating" on her and if I'm being honest it probably won't be the last.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I was awakened by the cries and screams of a woman begging for help.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
With everything going on lately, one benefit I've gained is knowing exactly what 6 feet is.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew I had made a mistake when my scalpel cut a little too deep striking the bowel and causing feces to pour out into the abdominal cavity.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend never gave me enough credit for being a gentleman.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
As my husband lay dying I took his face in my hands and gently kissed him one last time.	8	TwoSentenceHorror