/u/grip_n_Ripper's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I am incredibly excited to start my new lucrative career as a construction engineer!

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I groggily wake up to a disembodied voice speaking from somewhere above me.

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I never realized that reptiles are capable of forming such deep emotional attachments to people - this komodo dragon has been following me around like a puppy for days.

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The allure of affordable mass produced highly realistic sex robots that also efficiently performed household chores was beyond irresistible to an average consumer.

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"Mommy, daddy, look - I found the biggest worm outside, look!"

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"Mommy, daddy, look - I found the biggest ever worm outside, look!"

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I am so excited to start my new lucrative new career abroad!

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You know, maybe we should leaf through the instructions and rule book, just in case, said my wife, her voice dripping with sarcasm.

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"No, honey, I am not going to fuck you from behind like last time, because you'll get too loud and wake your mother again." NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I am incredibly excited to start my new lucrative career as a construction engineer!	7
I groggily wake up to a disembodied voice speaking from somewhere above me.	7
I never realized that reptiles are capable of forming such deep emotional attachments to people - this komodo dragon has been following me around like a puppy for days.	4
The allure of affordable mass produced highly realistic sex robots that also efficiently performed household chores was beyond irresistible to an average consumer.	3
"Mommy, daddy, look - I found the biggest worm outside, look!"	1
"Mommy, daddy, look - I found the biggest ever worm outside, look!"	1
I am so excited to start my new lucrative new career abroad!	1
You know, maybe we should leaf through the instructions and rule book, just in case, said my wife, her voice dripping with sarcasm.	1
"No, honey, I am not going to fuck you from behind like last time, because you'll get too loud and wake your mother again." NSFW	1