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I laughed reading "You've got a sinking feeling" as my friend yelled from his hospital bed not to read the fortune cookie it out loud.

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I begged god asking why he tortures us and punishes us with so much pain and agony when he could remove all suffering with a flick of his wrist.

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The psychopath laughed with glee as he had finally graduated from butchering neighbors pets and finally had himself a live person to torture.

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Long ago I was cursed with an inability to eat food but instead devour memories that when spoken to me fill me up as would a full course dinner..

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You are stuck in a sleep paralysis nightmare and the skinless children with teeth for eyes have started singing Barneys "I love you song" off key and backwards.

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My daughter kept drawing pictures of me being dead and covered in blood and it made her go to the counselor who called our home today.

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"In this world you can buy Karma and have yourself be incredibly fortunate for a price...Good or bad."

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We all stepped outside and looked to the clouds to read the large glowing letters in the sky.

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I clawed at the glass trying to escape and get back to my wifes side I was near just this morning.

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My wife looked at me panic stricken "P-Please honey, s-scratch my back I can't take it!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I laughed reading "You've got a sinking feeling" as my friend yelled from his hospital bed not to read the fortune cookie it out loud.	7
I begged god asking why he tortures us and punishes us with so much pain and agony when he could remove all suffering with a flick of his wrist.	7
The psychopath laughed with glee as he had finally graduated from butchering neighbors pets and finally had himself a live person to torture.	7
Long ago I was cursed with an inability to eat food but instead devour memories that when spoken to me fill me up as would a full course dinner..	7
You are stuck in a sleep paralysis nightmare and the skinless children with teeth for eyes have started singing Barneys "I love you song" off key and backwards.	7
My daughter kept drawing pictures of me being dead and covered in blood and it made her go to the counselor who called our home today.	7
"In this world you can buy Karma and have yourself be incredibly fortunate for a price...Good or bad."	7
We all stepped outside and looked to the clouds to read the large glowing letters in the sky.	7
I clawed at the glass trying to escape and get back to my wifes side I was near just this morning.	7
My wife looked at me panic stricken "P-Please honey, s-scratch my back I can't take it!"	7