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I laughed reading "You've got a sinking feeling" as my friend yelled from his hospital bed not to read the fortune cookie it out loud.
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"In this world you can buy Karma and have yourself be incredibly fortunate for a price...Good or bad."
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Our neighbor walked over and gave us a box wrapped in colored paper and a bow saying it was for our "Nest egg".
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I dug up the land around my home only to find cherokee graves littered about my yard and quietly bagged them and sent them to the landfill....
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Long ago I was cursed with an inability to eat food but instead devour memories that when spoken to me fill me up as would a full course dinner..
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The psychopath laughed with glee as he had finally graduated from butchering neighbors pets and finally had himself a live person to torture.
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I wished for a wealth, a body that could heal anything even aging, and a beautiful woman to spend said eternity with.
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I ran upstairs and dove into the bathroom, quickly shutting the door and looking for a window outside.
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