/u/helmsmanfresh's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I came home from a night out covered in blood, hair, and brain matter.

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"Should we take this back to your place or mine?"...

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"You need to lose weight!," my husband yelled at me.

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After keeping me locked up and isolated from the outside world in a small dark room for my entire life, my family has finally moved me into a bigger room!

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As the officers led me through the grisly crime scene one of them remarked, "whoever did this is one sick son of a bitch."

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My parents wanted me to watch a new movie with them.

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It doesn't bother me that my wife brings home a new lover every night. However...

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"Summer went by so fast," I thought.

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Every day I miss my ex.

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I looked into the eyes of my son for the first time in three years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I came home from a night out covered in blood, hair, and brain matter.	28
"Should we take this back to your place or mine?"...	27
"You need to lose weight!," my husband yelled at me.	24
After keeping me locked up and isolated from the outside world in a small dark room for my entire life, my family has finally moved me into a bigger room!	24
As the officers led me through the grisly crime scene one of them remarked, "whoever did this is one sick son of a bitch."	23
My parents wanted me to watch a new movie with them.	21
It doesn't bother me that my wife brings home a new lover every night. However...	20
"Summer went by so fast," I thought.	19
Every day I miss my ex.	16
I looked into the eyes of my son for the first time in three years.	15