/u/helpmestallin's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Nothing brings me greater joy in this life, then the fresh crunch of spiders in boots long since worn

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26 years ago i was baptized in my towns Church.

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I was shocked when the youth questioned if these ancient tools of torture were ever used.

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My mother always said the moon was made of cheese.

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Some say a good knife set will last a chef for a lifetime.

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I have been followed by crackheads offering me needles all day.

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He wasn't my son, nor was he my partners son

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Almonds carved themselves out of craters in my skin, as if they were acne or some sort of parasite.

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I slid the razor over my skin in a smooth clean line.

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Good news Jared we saved your leg from the mars expedition.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Nothing brings me greater joy in this life, then the fresh crunch of spiders in boots long since worn	8
26 years ago i was baptized in my towns Church.	8
I was shocked when the youth questioned if these ancient tools of torture were ever used.	7
My mother always said the moon was made of cheese.	7
Some say a good knife set will last a chef for a lifetime.	7
I have been followed by crackheads offering me needles all day.	6
He wasn't my son, nor was he my partners son	6
Almonds carved themselves out of craters in my skin, as if they were acne or some sort of parasite.	6
I slid the razor over my skin in a smooth clean line.	6
Good news Jared we saved your leg from the mars expedition.	6