/u/hodgetiger's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"It's one small step for man, one giant leap for......KABOOM!"

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The aspiring actress was really excited when the man said he was going to make her a star

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She realised the man on the news had been the weird kid from school who was always asking her who would win hypothetical battles between various creatures

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So this girl asked if I wanted to see her facebook

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Stalking across the stage angry and foul-mouthed, the comedian loved outraging audiences with his offensive material

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A strange force swept across the world, instantly giving people the traits and urges and personalities of their Chinese zodiac animal

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"The nuclear missile is ready to launch sir, awaiting your final order"

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They took a romantic moonlit walk along the beach hand in hand, and stopped to skim stones across the waves

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She was told that her job at the theme park would be as a princess in a pretty dress

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His triumphant yell upon piercing the vampire king's evil heart gave way to a horrified moan when nothing happened

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"It's one small step for man, one giant leap for......KABOOM!"	35
The aspiring actress was really excited when the man said he was going to make her a star	31
She realised the man on the news had been the weird kid from school who was always asking her who would win hypothetical battles between various creatures	29
So this girl asked if I wanted to see her facebook	27
Stalking across the stage angry and foul-mouthed, the comedian loved outraging audiences with his offensive material	22
A strange force swept across the world, instantly giving people the traits and urges and personalities of their Chinese zodiac animal	21
"The nuclear missile is ready to launch sir, awaiting your final order"	21
They took a romantic moonlit walk along the beach hand in hand, and stopped to skim stones across the waves	21
She was told that her job at the theme park would be as a princess in a pretty dress	19
His triumphant yell upon piercing the vampire king's evil heart gave way to a horrified moan when nothing happened	18