/u/hodgetiger's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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He'd always assumed she would go no further than kissing because she was shy, or wanted to remain a virgin for longer

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The homeless guy was very grateful as the smartly turned out rich looking lady stooped to fill his change cup, and he began planning to buy his first coffee and sandwich for a week

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Hearing the loud thump on the window made her leap almost out of her skin, convinced someone was trying to forcibly gain entry to her home

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So many things had gone wrong for Lucas in his life, now he had resorted to burglary to fund his heroin habit

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He stepped back satisfied after the demonstration, noting with pleasure how impressed the spectators were

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Having never had human legs, when the sea goddesses granted the young mermaid one night on land she stumbled and fell as she tried to work them out

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"Take two of these pills young lady, and call me in the morning if your symptoms persist"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

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"Don't deny it you nasty little thief, you were caught with the chocolate in your backpack, the police can deal with you"

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"Hey momma, I got the lead in that play, next stop Broadway!" Angela exclaimed excitedly

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He'd always assumed she would go no further than kissing because she was shy, or wanted to remain a virgin for longer	51
The homeless guy was very grateful as the smartly turned out rich looking lady stooped to fill his change cup, and he began planning to buy his first coffee and sandwich for a week	46
Hearing the loud thump on the window made her leap almost out of her skin, convinced someone was trying to forcibly gain entry to her home	42
So many things had gone wrong for Lucas in his life, now he had resorted to burglary to fund his heroin habit	42
He stepped back satisfied after the demonstration, noting with pleasure how impressed the spectators were	38
Having never had human legs, when the sea goddesses granted the young mermaid one night on land she stumbled and fell as she tried to work them out	38
"Take two of these pills young lady, and call me in the morning if your symptoms persist"	25
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall	25
"Don't deny it you nasty little thief, you were caught with the chocolate in your backpack, the police can deal with you"	24
"Hey momma, I got the lead in that play, next stop Broadway!" Angela exclaimed excitedly	24