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I thought giving my naughty child coal for Christmas would make him change...

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In a hospital unit lies an elderly man, lips chapped and blue, compulsively reciting a prayer for hours that gets louder with every repeat.

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When the patient saw her face with her new glass eye, she whispered "it's perfect," and embraced the doctor tightly to express her gratitude.

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The unconsolable woman clutched her swollen, shaking belly as another fearful doctor rejected her desperate pleas to end her baby's life.

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My mother lamented to me about the changing times, how "back in the good old day, neighbors used to look out for each other's kids as they played outside, making sure everyone's safe."

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Nothing could prepare her for the sight of the canary yellow ball gown, now tattered and soaked with blood, convulsing beneath the snarling beast of a man.

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When I was a young and trusting lad, my mother scraped my ears with q-tips, advising me that the wax would harden like concrete and I'd go deaf.

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I feel as though jokes about cannibals preferring "baby back ribs" and "lady fingers" are disturbing and trashy.

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I rolled my eyes as the crying child begged me to raise his final grade, using the same old excuse of: "my parents will kill me if I don't pass!"

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COVID-19 was a blessing compared to what happened next.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought giving my naughty child coal for Christmas would make him change...	18
In a hospital unit lies an elderly man, lips chapped and blue, compulsively reciting a prayer for hours that gets louder with every repeat.	18
When the patient saw her face with her new glass eye, she whispered "it's perfect," and embraced the doctor tightly to express her gratitude.	17
The unconsolable woman clutched her swollen, shaking belly as another fearful doctor rejected her desperate pleas to end her baby's life.	17
My mother lamented to me about the changing times, how "back in the good old day, neighbors used to look out for each other's kids as they played outside, making sure everyone's safe."	16
Nothing could prepare her for the sight of the canary yellow ball gown, now tattered and soaked with blood, convulsing beneath the snarling beast of a man.	15
When I was a young and trusting lad, my mother scraped my ears with q-tips, advising me that the wax would harden like concrete and I'd go deaf.	11
I feel as though jokes about cannibals preferring "baby back ribs" and "lady fingers" are disturbing and trashy.	7
I rolled my eyes as the crying child begged me to raise his final grade, using the same old excuse of: "my parents will kill me if I don't pass!"	2
COVID-19 was a blessing compared to what happened next.	1