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She texted that I was a controlling psychopath and that she never wanted to see my face again.

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She demanded "half of everything" in the divorce, and I didn't even have enough money to Uber to tomorrows hearing.

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God smiled and the earth eased.

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People who jerk off to those paid webcam sites are morons.

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I scolded her for getting out of her kennel and making a mess on the carpet.

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I've decided that I wanted more of a relationship with my casual sex partner, as constantly sneaking into her room past midnight is cheapening the whole experience.

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I logged onto this reddit, excited to read some great content

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She texted that I was a controlling psychopath and that she never wanted to see my face again.	17
She demanded "half of everything" in the divorce, and I didn't even have enough money to Uber to tomorrows hearing.	16
God smiled and the earth eased.	8
People who jerk off to those paid webcam sites are morons.	7
I scolded her for getting out of her kennel and making a mess on the carpet.	4
I've decided that I wanted more of a relationship with my casual sex partner, as constantly sneaking into her room past midnight is cheapening the whole experience.	1
I logged onto this reddit, excited to read some great content	1