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[AUG21] I expected a little vomiting when I started taking shady pills that promised to “Punish Your Fat”.

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TLDR; I poisoned my family to spare them from the horrors of an Armageddon that never came.

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“Killers don’t just vanish, detective!”

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I sleepily lifted the blanket when I heard our 5 year old’s footsteps running down the hall to our room.

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The incantation was uttered in the dark bathroom and I was surrounded by blood as he called my name out in a chilling sing-song cadence and booming laugh.

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“Explain it in laymen’s terms for our investors, doctor.”

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[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply in his neck, despite his years of careful planning and research.

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After many years of mistreatment, my master finally turned me; I’m now an immortal killing machine.

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[JUN21] Weeks after my tech business skyrocketed, I’m marrying the girl of my dreams on an island beach.

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[MAR21] “Fall back, spring forward,” the children chanted in unison, repeating after their teacher while they jabbed their sharp instruments at imaginary enemies before them.

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[AUG21] I expected a little vomiting when I started taking shady pills that promised to “Punish Your Fat”.	29
TLDR; I poisoned my family to spare them from the horrors of an Armageddon that never came.	28
“Killers don’t just vanish, detective!”	28
I sleepily lifted the blanket when I heard our 5 year old’s footsteps running down the hall to our room.	27
The incantation was uttered in the dark bathroom and I was surrounded by blood as he called my name out in a chilling sing-song cadence and booming laugh.	27
“Explain it in laymen’s terms for our investors, doctor.”	27
[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply in his neck, despite his years of careful planning and research.	26
After many years of mistreatment, my master finally turned me; I’m now an immortal killing machine.	26
[JUN21] Weeks after my tech business skyrocketed, I’m marrying the girl of my dreams on an island beach.	25
[MAR21] “Fall back, spring forward,” the children chanted in unison, repeating after their teacher while they jabbed their sharp instruments at imaginary enemies before them.	24