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If you had the choice of spending the rest of your life with a beautiful woman, or having your ass raped by a massive gorilla which would you choose?

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i was having sex with your boyfriend and while thrusting in and out, he kept shouting: NSFW

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my sister was deep asleep, so it was the perfect time to take off her panties

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nice cocc, bro

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dad's cheesy pick up line to my mom when they first met "you look like the mother to my children"

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now i know why they allow nuns to wear clothes

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you don't deserve peace of mind YOU NO GOOD USELESS WASTE WHO WORKS A STUPID JOB ONLY YOU LIKE THAT WON'T PULL IN A WIFE (THO YOU DON'T WANT TO) AND BECOME BREEDERS LIKE US (THO YOU DON'T WANT TO) TO MAKE GRAND KIDS TO LET US PLAY GOD AGAIN LIKE WE DID TO YOU INSTEAD WE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOUR AS*

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"don't open, dead inside"

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i don't want to be holy

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"TRASHY" i said while walking away in disgust, away from the sound of a couple having sex in public. NSFW

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If you had the choice of spending the rest of your life with a beautiful woman, or having your ass raped by a massive gorilla which would you choose?	0	TwoSentenceComedy
i was having sex with your boyfriend and while thrusting in and out, he kept shouting: NSFW	0	TwoSentenceComedy
my sister was deep asleep, so it was the perfect time to take off her panties	0	TwoSentenceComedy
nice cocc, bro	0	TwoSentenceComedy
dad's cheesy pick up line to my mom when they first met "you look like the mother to my children"	0	TwoSentenceSadness
now i know why they allow nuns to wear clothes	0	TwoSentenceComedy
you don't deserve peace of mind YOU NO GOOD USELESS WASTE WHO WORKS A STUPID JOB ONLY YOU LIKE THAT WON'T PULL IN A WIFE (THO YOU DON'T WANT TO) AND BECOME BREEDERS LIKE US (THO YOU DON'T WANT TO) TO MAKE GRAND KIDS TO LET US PLAY GOD AGAIN LIKE WE DID TO YOU INSTEAD WE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOUR AS*	0	TwoSentenceSadness
"don't open, dead inside"	0	TwoSentenceHorror
i don't want to be holy	0	TwoSentenceSadness
"TRASHY" i said while walking away in disgust, away from the sound of a couple having sex in public. NSFW	0	TwoSentenceHorror