/u/imminentstampede's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The child's whole ceiling shone with pricks of blue-green light, gleaming amongst a speckling of glow-in-the-dark stars.

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Sister Mary, the last virgin of our church, fell into a yearlong coma after months of purifying fasting.

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My son was devastated when his hamster died abruptly, so of course I obliged when he insisted upon preparing its funeral.

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"Hey, kid," I called hopefully from the driver's seat of my white Honda Odyssey, "want some candy?"

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Confidently, my wife confirmed the alibi - I was home with her from 4 to 9 PM that fateful spring night, so I couldn't possibly have broken into that poor victim's dorm room at 4:15, as the prosecution alleged.

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Once the super glue dries, I can finally catch a break.

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My ex-husband has a nasty habit of pissing in an empty bottle when he feels the urge during the night, so when I spotted a dasani half-filled with suspiciously yellow liquid in the corner of my guest room closet, I assumed it was a remnant of our last days before he moved out a few months ago.

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My husband keeps telling me how beautiful I look in the moonlight, so despite everything, I can't help but smile.

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When I came to her minimally invasive neurosurgery conference, my wife's boss told me that my wife is a great doctor, but she's only in it for the trip she gets from having total control over her patients' well-being.

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I suck in a shaky breath as I look out onto the factory floor, troubled by the distinct absence of a worker who had just been standing next to a large vat of churning meat.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The child's whole ceiling shone with pricks of blue-green light, gleaming amongst a speckling of glow-in-the-dark stars.	8928
Sister Mary, the last virgin of our church, fell into a yearlong coma after months of purifying fasting.	161
My son was devastated when his hamster died abruptly, so of course I obliged when he insisted upon preparing its funeral.	51
"Hey, kid," I called hopefully from the driver's seat of my white Honda Odyssey, "want some candy?"	38
Confidently, my wife confirmed the alibi - I was home with her from 4 to 9 PM that fateful spring night, so I couldn't possibly have broken into that poor victim's dorm room at 4:15, as the prosecution alleged.	34
Once the super glue dries, I can finally catch a break.	26
My ex-husband has a nasty habit of pissing in an empty bottle when he feels the urge during the night, so when I spotted a dasani half-filled with suspiciously yellow liquid in the corner of my guest room closet, I assumed it was a remnant of our last days before he moved out a few months ago.	15
My husband keeps telling me how beautiful I look in the moonlight, so despite everything, I can't help but smile.	15
When I came to her minimally invasive neurosurgery conference, my wife's boss told me that my wife is a great doctor, but she's only in it for the trip she gets from having total control over her patients' well-being.	13
I suck in a shaky breath as I look out onto the factory floor, troubled by the distinct absence of a worker who had just been standing next to a large vat of churning meat.	6