/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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While the tarmac separated, exposing a deep dark void, I looked at everyone around me.

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My ex gatecrashed my animal fancy dress party dressed as a bunny rabbit.

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My girlfriend screamed as the bat flew past her head and she raced to get out of the cave.

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The needle met her vein and for the first time she felt free.

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"I could've been famous if it wasn't for you," moaned my son.

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My son said he made a hole to bury our dog in.

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"You'll see me on the red carpet one day," said my daughter, the aspiring actress, before she made it big.

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My lover and I have much in common.

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I looked at the vehicle I'd collided with and saw a dead woman's face leaning against the smashed windshield.

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I asked my dad to teach me how to shave.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While the tarmac separated, exposing a deep dark void, I looked at everyone around me.	25
My ex gatecrashed my animal fancy dress party dressed as a bunny rabbit.	24
My girlfriend screamed as the bat flew past her head and she raced to get out of the cave.	24
The needle met her vein and for the first time she felt free.	24
"I could've been famous if it wasn't for you," moaned my son.	24
My son said he made a hole to bury our dog in.	24
"You'll see me on the red carpet one day," said my daughter, the aspiring actress, before she made it big.	24
My lover and I have much in common.	23
I looked at the vehicle I'd collided with and saw a dead woman's face leaning against the smashed windshield.	23
I asked my dad to teach me how to shave.	23