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I frowned at my phone, seeing that I had an incoming phone call from 999.

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"This year, the murder rate was up 4.6%."

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"Unfortunately," explained the doctor, "you've lost the ability to communicate."

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When my wife passed away, I refused to believe that she'd actually died.

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"The voices told me to do it!" she yelled, covered in her mother's blood.

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I didn't think I had a stalker until someone spray painted over my house nameplate: DREAMLAND MANOR.

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In public she wore her poker face.

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She strutted down the catwalk, but her shoes slipped and caused her to crash to the floor.

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I announced on Facebook that I wanted an assisted suicide.

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"I think there's somebody downstairs," whispered my wife in my ear, so I got out my shotgun.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I frowned at my phone, seeing that I had an incoming phone call from 999.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
"This year, the murder rate was up 4.6%."	44	TwoSentenceHorror
"Unfortunately," explained the doctor, "you've lost the ability to communicate."	42	TwoSentenceHorror
When my wife passed away, I refused to believe that she'd actually died.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
"The voices told me to do it!" she yelled, covered in her mother's blood.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I didn't think I had a stalker until someone spray painted over my house nameplate: DREAMLAND MANOR.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
In public she wore her poker face.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
She strutted down the catwalk, but her shoes slipped and caused her to crash to the floor.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
I announced on Facebook that I wanted an assisted suicide.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
"I think there's somebody downstairs," whispered my wife in my ear, so I got out my shotgun.	40	TwoSentenceHorror