/u/incredibleinkpen's posts

Year:

My wife wriggled around inside my boot, and I zapped her with my gun again.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

After hearing mumbled voices for several days, I removed one of the floorboards and looked underneath, but found nothing.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"My wife has narcolepsy, officer," claimed the man hastily, carrying her over his shoulder down the quiet footpath, "and I didn't notice she'd fallen." NSFW

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

If a baby screams, it usually means they wants one of three things.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I arrived home from the party and saw our babysitters on the sofa with my gorgeous sons.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I came home drunk from the pub and saw the babysitter sitting on the sofa alone.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My son said he wanted to meet his favourite author.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

By the time I left the drug rehabilitation clinic, I was able to lead a normal life.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My mother always said I was "ruining the world for future generations" by "driving my car when I could be walking".

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Hundreds of children were dangled upside down in a long line, and their tears graced the Earth as the man passed by each body with a blade.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife wriggled around inside my boot, and I zapped her with my gun again.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After hearing mumbled voices for several days, I removed one of the floorboards and looked underneath, but found nothing.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"My wife has narcolepsy, officer," claimed the man hastily, carrying her over his shoulder down the quiet footpath, "and I didn't notice she'd fallen." NSFW	1	TwoSentenceHorror
If a baby screams, it usually means they wants one of three things.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I arrived home from the party and saw our babysitters on the sofa with my gorgeous sons.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I came home drunk from the pub and saw the babysitter sitting on the sofa alone.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My son said he wanted to meet his favourite author.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
By the time I left the drug rehabilitation clinic, I was able to lead a normal life.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother always said I was "ruining the world for future generations" by "driving my car when I could be walking".	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Hundreds of children were dangled upside down in a long line, and their tears graced the Earth as the man passed by each body with a blade.	1	TwoSentenceHorror