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My mother shoved me violently to the floor beneath her office desk, breaking my arm, bringing tears to my eyes.

214 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The clown asked if I wanted to be a ballon animal.

179 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought guarding a cemetery would be an easy overnight gig.

167 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The starving child stared hungrily at the half eaten burger.

161 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I can't.

159 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I hiked eight miles to our secret grotto.

142 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I learned how to count with my fingers in school today.

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There once was a cat who wore fancy hats and was such a delight.

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The monkey held the banana like a gun and mimicked pulling the trigger.

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The sun dropped below the horizon as the old man lay peacefully upon the park bench.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mother shoved me violently to the floor beneath her office desk, breaking my arm, bringing tears to my eyes.	214	TwoSentenceSadness
The clown asked if I wanted to be a ballon animal.	179	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought guarding a cemetery would be an easy overnight gig.	167	TwoSentenceHorror
The starving child stared hungrily at the half eaten burger.	161	TwoSentenceSadness
I can't.	159	TwoSentenceSadness
I hiked eight miles to our secret grotto.	142	TwoSentenceSadness
I learned how to count with my fingers in school today.	139	TwoSentenceSadness
There once was a cat who wore fancy hats and was such a delight.	139	TwoSentenceSadness
The monkey held the banana like a gun and mimicked pulling the trigger.	138	TwoSentenceHorror
The sun dropped below the horizon as the old man lay peacefully upon the park bench.	134	TwoSentenceSadness