/u/jessielee_wordsmith's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On our private tour of the site, I had to apologise and told my young son to stop correcting the tour guide.

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I'm trying to type a two-sentence-horror to tell you all about my unbelievable near-death experience.

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Imagine living with a scream inside you, it never stops, and only you can hear it.

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I dropped anchor and opened the lunchbox my wife packed me to take fishing.

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“For someone afraid of being ‘buried alive’, I’m surprised you don’t know there are 9 active patents for escape coffins.”

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Ever since my family got back from their cruise they've been acting funny.

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"Bind their hands together again and I'll slap you," the babysitter yelled as she cut the duct tape, "Your grandfather spent years making these puppets you autistic little shit!"

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"I won't press charges, I know shes sick." She told police as they tore my son from my arms and handed him to her.

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Tired and at our wit's end trying to get our baby daughter to sleep, we installed a baby monitor and decided to let her cry it out.

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It was windy and some of my hair got stuck in my eye, so I pulled it out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On our private tour of the site, I had to apologise and told my young son to stop correcting the tour guide.	79
I'm trying to type a two-sentence-horror to tell you all about my unbelievable near-death experience.	75
Imagine living with a scream inside you, it never stops, and only you can hear it.	66
I dropped anchor and opened the lunchbox my wife packed me to take fishing.	62
“For someone afraid of being ‘buried alive’, I’m surprised you don’t know there are 9 active patents for escape coffins.”	58
Ever since my family got back from their cruise they've been acting funny.	57
"Bind their hands together again and I'll slap you," the babysitter yelled as she cut the duct tape, "Your grandfather spent years making these puppets you autistic little shit!"	55
"I won't press charges, I know shes sick." She told police as they tore my son from my arms and handed him to her.	54
Tired and at our wit's end trying to get our baby daughter to sleep, we installed a baby monitor and decided to let her cry it out.	53
It was windy and some of my hair got stuck in my eye, so I pulled it out.	47