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On our private tour of the site, I had to apologise and told my young son to stop correcting the tour guide.
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I'm trying to type a two-sentence-horror to tell you all about my unbelievable near-death experience.
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“For someone afraid of being ‘buried alive’, I’m surprised you don’t know there are 9 active patents for escape coffins.”
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"Bind their hands together again and I'll slap you," the babysitter yelled as she cut the duct tape, "Your grandfather spent years making these puppets you autistic little shit!"
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"I won't press charges, I know shes sick." She told police as they tore my son from my arms and handed him to her.
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Tired and at our wit's end trying to get our baby daughter to sleep, we installed a baby monitor and decided to let her cry it out.
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