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The law states that once you've served your term you get released, regardless of any remorse or reformation

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"You have to cut the eyes out first" my mum said stopping me from putting the tray in the oven

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Full analysis of your voting history has been completed

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I really missed my wife

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The death of our child was very difficult for my wife but it was much worse for me

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Although captured I'm trained to withstand torture, I'll never tell them the location

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Mr Park Ranger, please help me a bear has just eaten my dad!

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Although I'd just had some of the best sex in my life I was still upset I didn't get a blowjob

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As the baby was getting closer and closer to coming out the pain became excruciating

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After a lot of practise I have finally nailed video conferencing

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The law states that once you've served your term you get released, regardless of any remorse or reformation	44	TwoSentenceHorror
"You have to cut the eyes out first" my mum said stopping me from putting the tray in the oven	36	TwoSentenceHorror
Full analysis of your voting history has been completed	33	TwoSentenceHorror
I really missed my wife	26	TwoSentenceHorror
The death of our child was very difficult for my wife but it was much worse for me	25	TwoSentenceHorror
Although captured I'm trained to withstand torture, I'll never tell them the location	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Mr Park Ranger, please help me a bear has just eaten my dad!	21	TwoSentenceHorror
Although I'd just had some of the best sex in my life I was still upset I didn't get a blowjob	21	TwoSentenceHorror
As the baby was getting closer and closer to coming out the pain became excruciating	21	TwoSentenceHorror
After a lot of practise I have finally nailed video conferencing	20	TwoSentenceHorror