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That fat two legged pig killed 3 of my cats in a row .

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"Son, could you turn down the volume of that dinosaur movie, please?" I yell angrily from my room because It woke me up

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I heard somewhere that if you cover your head while some person is beating you up, it'll fell guilty and very probably will stop

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"You are seeing things , the biggest one ever registered's eye had the diameter of a basketball"

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Since i was little i always thought once i legally aquired a gun i would be safe from anything that tried to harm me.

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Did you know that the biggest anaconda ever recorded is 9 meters long?

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After i crawl out of my murky home to catch some breath , i see something weird .

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The biggest living being its found in the ocean , and it measures up to 30 meters long .

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I hate when someone critizices me cause my food preferences like " you are a murderer because you eat meat".

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"why is this big fucking stain on the carpet ?" She furiously asked ," well" i said " this chemical can dissolve any other substance"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That fat two legged pig killed 3 of my cats in a row .	11
"Son, could you turn down the volume of that dinosaur movie, please?" I yell angrily from my room because It woke me up	10
I heard somewhere that if you cover your head while some person is beating you up, it'll fell guilty and very probably will stop	10
"You are seeing things , the biggest one ever registered's eye had the diameter of a basketball"	9
Since i was little i always thought once i legally aquired a gun i would be safe from anything that tried to harm me.	8
Did you know that the biggest anaconda ever recorded is 9 meters long?	8
After i crawl out of my murky home to catch some breath , i see something weird .	7
The biggest living being its found in the ocean , and it measures up to 30 meters long .	6
I hate when someone critizices me cause my food preferences like " you are a murderer because you eat meat".	6
"why is this big fucking stain on the carpet ?" She furiously asked ," well" i said " this chemical can dissolve any other substance"	5