/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My daughter playing across the room suddenly parroted something I'd just written down and I thought, 'How did she do that?'

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Slowly, I inserted the ice pick into the eye socket of the man who ran over my wife and son.

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When I hit the steering wheel, I blacked out, but came to when he pulled me from the mangled wreck.

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As newborn grew to toddler, then boy to man, at the end there was nothing but a drying puddle left.

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"See how that mascara makes your eyes pop, princess?" she asked right before the child's pageant.

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"What happened exactly?" asked the doctor, pressing the sonogram into the little girl's distended belly.

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Oceanography stations the world over began hearing lullabies from the depths.

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Mere minutes after deliberation began in what was called the most heinous case in existence, the balif swiftly entered and nervously ushered the judge away.

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I rallied against the townsfolk for declaring my wife a witch, so they decided that they'd hang me at the same time they burned her.

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"I just like jugglers," the little boy said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daughter playing across the room suddenly parroted something I'd just written down and I thought, 'How did she do that?'	295
Slowly, I inserted the ice pick into the eye socket of the man who ran over my wife and son.	282
When I hit the steering wheel, I blacked out, but came to when he pulled me from the mangled wreck.	276
As newborn grew to toddler, then boy to man, at the end there was nothing but a drying puddle left.	274
"See how that mascara makes your eyes pop, princess?" she asked right before the child's pageant.	272
"What happened exactly?" asked the doctor, pressing the sonogram into the little girl's distended belly.	267
Oceanography stations the world over began hearing lullabies from the depths.	260
Mere minutes after deliberation began in what was called the most heinous case in existence, the balif swiftly entered and nervously ushered the judge away.	248
I rallied against the townsfolk for declaring my wife a witch, so they decided that they'd hang me at the same time they burned her.	235
"I just like jugglers," the little boy said.	230