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[MAY21] After shooting his abusive father in front of him, she threw the weapon down.

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Frederick's dorm mate in college lived by the credo "sex, drugs and rock and roll", so he resigned himself to at least one semester of Heavy Metal exposure.

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My teacher always gave me crap about improper punctuation.

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When she picked up the phone that evening, she heard her Uncle having a conversation by himself and hung up confused.

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I saved all year so my wife could enjoy a ballet this Christmas.

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"Shhhhh," he told his intern clutching her by the shoulders.

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[July2020] "Help me, I can't find my way out of this desert!" I pleaded despairingly to the nomad standing in front of me.

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I'd begun scraping up what was left of the bodies in the accident when I discovered one perfect liver sitting nestled in the stringy goop.

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"Well, that's a splendid li'l nugget, innit?!" he exclaimed, inspecting the glinting, gold rock between his finger and thumb.

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"It has been Jeremy stealing all our food here at the office!" I exclaimed, pointing at the evidence I'd displayed on the table.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY21] After shooting his abusive father in front of him, she threw the weapon down.	81
Frederick's dorm mate in college lived by the credo "sex, drugs and rock and roll", so he resigned himself to at least one semester of Heavy Metal exposure.	80
My teacher always gave me crap about improper punctuation.	78
When she picked up the phone that evening, she heard her Uncle having a conversation by himself and hung up confused.	78
I saved all year so my wife could enjoy a ballet this Christmas.	77
"Shhhhh," he told his intern clutching her by the shoulders.	77
[July2020] "Help me, I can't find my way out of this desert!" I pleaded despairingly to the nomad standing in front of me.	77
I'd begun scraping up what was left of the bodies in the accident when I discovered one perfect liver sitting nestled in the stringy goop.	76
"Well, that's a splendid li'l nugget, innit?!" he exclaimed, inspecting the glinting, gold rock between his finger and thumb.	74
"It has been Jeremy stealing all our food here at the office!" I exclaimed, pointing at the evidence I'd displayed on the table.	74